血精灵德莱尼的/调情 和 /笑话
我刷汉三又回来了！(电脑挂了两个星期。。。)
Youtube 上有人提取了BC Alpha 客户端里面的角色语音文件，厚道的记录翻译之～ ;)
暴雪的幽默感秉行一贯的“傻的可爱＋无厘头”的风格，不过个别/调情口味稍重，不知能否保留到正式版。
听原版去这里：
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAfpxaaE6A0
调情
血精灵女:
Is that a mana worm in your pocket, or you are just happy to see me?
你裤袋里是有一条魔法虫，还是你见到我太“兴奋”了？(不予置评。。。好孩子不要多问，坏孩子自己想象)
I'm addicted to you, baby~
我对你上瘾了，宝贝～(大家都知道血精灵是磕药族哈)
Normally I would only ride on epic mounts, but, let's talk…
一般情况下我只骑史诗坐骑，不过，我们可以谈谈。。。(“骑”，“史诗坐骑”。。。自己去理解)
My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard.
我的魔法分流能招来所有的男孩～
I'm the girl that ESRB warned you about…
我就是那个ESRB 警告你要小心的女孩～(ESRB，Entertainment Software Rating Board，美国游戏分级组织，就是评定一个游戏是PG13，Teen，还是R 的组织。所以这句话翻译的再露骨点就是：“我就是那个让WOW 被评为不适合未成年人的女孩”。。。)
(这个之前听错了，现在修正)
血精灵男:
Your eyes are like the sunwell… before the explosion that doomed us all of course!
你的眼睛就像太阳井。。。当然是在它把我们大家炸了个稀巴烂之前！(整个种族的心灵创伤)
You look almost as good as I do.
你几乎跟我一样美丽(=__=)
Hey, why don't you come over here and… oh, watch the hair!
宝贝，你要不要过来。。。喂，别弄乱我的发型！(=___=)
You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection.
你知道我最喜欢你眼睛哪一点么？当我往它们深处望去，我能看到我自己的倒影(陶醉的语气)(=____=)
I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me we can rock and roll all night and party everyday.
我知道玫瑰是带刺的，但只要你小心采摘，我们可以缠绵到永远～！(换言之，玫瑰是形容他自己呢。。。 =_________=)
德莱尼女:
I want you to #$%@& my #$%@&
我想让你 #$%@& 我的 #$%@& (外星语言果然能留下很多想象的余地。。。)
Oh Darling I love it when you say #$%@&
哦，亲爱的，我最喜欢你说 #$%@& (跟外星人谈恋爱真难啊。。。顺便说，德莱尼语听上去很像鱼人语)
The nights are so chilly on this planet…
这个星球的夜晚好冷(作小鸟依人状。。。终于有一个像样的/挑逗了)
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Good. Bring ample supply of butter and goblin jumper cables…
你在想我想的事情么？很好。。。准备足够的奶油和地精起搏器。。。(有一首歌叫“死了都要爱”。。。奶油，嗯嗯，鼻血)
You have heard of the Exodar, I will show you the Sexodar…
你已经听说过 Exodar 了，现在让我告诉你什么是'Sex'odar。。。(这个估计正式版的时候要被电检咔嚓)
德莱尼男:
You know, I had a girlfriend but I lost her in the crash, that is the bad news. The good news is: I am available!
知道么，我曾经有个女朋友，在迫降的过程中我失去了她。这是坏消息。好消息是：我现在是独身～！(谁说德莱尼男人很憨厚来着。。。)
I will now speak words of love to you in the language of our people: #$%@&#$%@&
(严肃的语气)我现在会用我们人民的语言向你诉说我的爱意：#$%@&#$%@&(又是鱼人语。。。)
Would you be offended if I said you have a beautiful transgater, the other one, haha that's not bad either.
请原谅我的冒昧，你实在有一座很美丽的“山峰”，当然，另一座也非常不错～
My non-describable facial appendages quiver with anticipation, every time I see you.
每次见到你，我那无法形容的面部触手就因为兴奋而颤抖(这是/调情 还是/恶心啊。。。)
You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley, stays in Shadowmoon Valley.
知道么，在暗月谷里发生的事，只留在暗月谷里。。。(打一枪就跑。。。？)
笑话
血精灵女:
No, no, I won't do that, but my sister will!
不，不，我不会这么做的。。。不过我妹妹会！(做什么？各位男性玩家扪心自问去。。。)
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
你相信一见钟情么？还是我们应该再邂逅一次～？(臭屁的小丫头。。。)
I went to the Undercity to get a facial, ah, have you seen these people?! I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you’re gonna give me a facial? She got mad; at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? #$%@& haha, she sounded like a murloc!
我去幽暗城做面部美容，天啊，你见过那帮家伙嘛！我说：你自己连下巴都没有，却要给我做面部美容？她生气了，至少我想是这样。你听过没有下巴的人说话么？#$%@&(恶意模仿) 哈哈，她听上去就像个鱼人！
Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can't find a good burger anywhere!
哦，我讨厌雷霆崖，你根本找不到好吃的汉堡！(嗯，欺负完亡灵MM又去欺负牛牛了)
Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either!
镜子不会说话。对你来说幸运的是，它们也不会笑～ (各位女性玩家千万忍住不要砸显示器。。。)
How can I miss you if you don't go away?
你不离开我怎么能想你呢？(说你呢，屏幕前流口水那个！)
Do you think the expansion will make me fat?
你觉得资料片会让我变胖嘛？(Expansion 同时有“资料片”和“扩张”的意思)
So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?
你的意思是我这一辈子只能这一种发色了？(臭美的小丫头，要怪怪暴雪去。。。)
血精灵男:
Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.
想看我好的一面么？哈哈哈，这是个脑筋急转弯：我的每一面都是好的～(自恋传说。。。)
Give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, courage the things I can and wisdom to…AHHH just give me some freaking magic before I kill somebody!
给我能接受我无法改变的事情的平静，给我能挑战我可以改变的事情的勇气，给我智慧。。。啊啊啊(抓狂)，在我杀人前给我点他妈的魔法！(典型的毒瘾发作)
The problem with these Horde characters is that they lack sophistication, *farts
这些部落角色的问题在于他们不够成熟稳重(话音刚落自己放了个屁 =____=)
I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic, look, I got the patch.
我在戒魔法呢，看，我的贴～(贴在肩膀上帮忙戒烟的药帖，的魔法版。。。)
We are allied with the Taurens? Fantastic! We will be having steak twice a week!
我们跟牛头人结盟了？太好了！我们每个星期可以吃两次牛排～(老实的牛牛注定要被这群贱人欺负。。。)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
你难道不希望你的女朋友像我这么性感嘛～？(真•自恋传说。。。。。。)
*Sigh, I can really use a scrunchy, yea you heard me!
(叹气)要是有个发圈就好了，对你没听错！(你是Gay还是芭比娃娃。。。)
德莱尼女:
Okay, for mating ritual, we will need 4, no 5 sheep, 1 gnome and Staff of Domination. Put Gnome in bag, beat bag with staff and meet me after gnome is tenderized.
OK，要进行交配仪式的话，我们需要四只，不，五只羊；一个侏儒还有统御法杖。把侏儒装进袋子；用法杖打袋子；等侏儒被捣嫩了以后来找我(欧美这边侏儒一直是恶搞的对象，不过德莱尼MM的无厘头也太强了点。。。OTZ)
Stop and ask for directions I told him, but no, it's inter-dimensional he says, what can go wrong?
我告诉他停下来问问方向，但他偏不，还说：不过是宇宙穿梭跳跃飞行而已，不会出错的！(于是Exodar坠机到艾泽拉斯。。。这个是恶搞男人开车不喜欢询问方向的社会现象)
I have a wonderful recipe: bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat the gnomes, separate the eggs, uhh, was it…bah, details.
我有一个绝妙的配方：准备两个侏儒，两个鸡蛋。揍侏儒，把鸡蛋分开。呃，之后是。。。算了，其他只是细节而已～(可怜的侏儒。。。 OTZ)
Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves.
单身德莱尼女性，寻找会制作砂轮的铁匠来照顾我和我美丽的蹄子(你是要打磨还是要钉掌。。。。？)
How exactly do you crash into a planet, that what I want to know!
我就不明白：你怎么能撞上一个星球？(暴雪自己也知道德莱尼的空降传说有点离谱，所以自我调侃一下)
Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I'm just curious…
侏儒有“震动”功能嘛？我，我只是好奇。。。(我彻底无语了。。。。。。)
德莱尼男:
What do you mean there is an octopus on my face??
你说我脸上有只章鱼是什么意思？(你说什么意思？！)
I love this planet! I come here, I see cow and chicken and the little horses, this planet has everything!
我爱这个星球！我来到这儿，我看到小牛小鸡小马，这个星球真是应有尽有！(我该说暴雪无厘头还是德莱尼品位独特。。。)
We have it all figured out: Step 1, we land the Exodar. Step 3, we defeat Legion and go home! There is only one detail missing…
我们都计划好了！第一步，我们乘坐Exodar 着陆；第三步，我们打败燃烧军团然后回家！呃，中间似乎遗漏了某个小细节。。。(OTL)
You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility…AHHH
你要知道，我们的尾巴能增强我们天生的优越平衡感和敏捷身。。。啊啊啊啊(话没说完自己把自己绊了个跟头。。。)
总结：
血精灵男人是瘾君子＋轻微神经质＋宇宙超级无敌自恋狂＋Gay芭比娃娃。。。。
血精灵女人，打个比方，是很多人上学时都遇到过的那种漂亮时髦爱打扮，以美女自居，让人又爱又恨的小贱人 :D
德莱尼人都是无厘头，其中德莱尼女人对艾泽拉斯的“侏儒”这种生物似乎有格外的兴趣。。。
