感情是用来浏览还是用来珍藏
好让日子天天都过得难忘
熬过了多久患难湿了多长眼眶
才能知道伤感是爱的遗产
一个从来不涉足网络游戏的人,当他开始涉足WOW,并且非常疯狂投入这个游戏的时候,那会是一副什么样的情景?
他肯定会为了去通灵学院见院长也不去见上课的教授,他肯定会为了去阿拉希战场而不去操场,他更会为了下一个副本而不去睡觉,通宵!这不能不说是很恐怖的一个世界!
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(一)初涉WOW
大一:
高辉:"哇,魔兽世界将要在中国公开测试啦,哈哈!传奇不玩了,华夏号也扔了,喂,你们去玩不啊,暴雪公司出产>"
薛军:"我也听说了,就是啊,那里面一起打怪可有意思了,团队意识非常重要,这些垃圾游戏没办法跟他比."
光虎:"真的吗?有什么职业啊?"
薛军:"多啊,据说有8个种族9种职业啊,可有意思了,分什么两个阵营,随便砍!"
........(我只是一个游戏盲而已,盲人就是什么都看不清楚)
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````同学找到我了:"彧潇,玩WOW不啊?我申请了几个号呢,要就给你个,很好玩,反正也没事情做!"
我:"我不会玩啊,你知道我不玩游戏的,呵呵!"
"怕毛啊,有我们带你,谁敢杀你,你来玩,装备我们负责啊!"
(动摇了):"我考虑下吧,先说好,我只是业余玩啊,我有空才去玩哈!"
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:"涛哥,问下,什么职业好啊?我不懂啊!给我说下!"
:"晕,当然是德鲁伊啊!你看啊,他10级会变熊,那是战士,20级变豹,那是盗贼.30级变鱼,还会加血,那是无敌的职业啊!"
:"哦,真的有那么夸张嘛,那我就玩个,哈哈!"
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(建号)
:"哇靠,怎么网吧这么多人玩这个游戏啊,我没号,快给个号,现在很多人吧?"
:"恩,号是ttto111密码是haoyumen1!现在人很多,快啊!2区啊,别选错了!"
:"哦!选哪个服务器啊?
:"彩虹之湖!"
:"这个什么PVP和PVE是什么意思啊?"
:"不知道啊,管他呢,都一样的吧,你先近来!"
都玩过公测,知道那时候的人和怪的比例是多么的恐怖,一个通宵下来,3级!
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:"超啊,今天我打了个6级的斧头,他叫我给他看下,我交易给他看下,结果他就不给我了,太垃圾了!我的斧头啊,很好的!"
:"算了,下次我给你打一把!"
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:"今天遇到2个人类在那决斗,我问他们哪里来的,他们说是天上来的!他们是哪里来的?"
:"我也不知道啊,反正我是矮人战士,我们那都下雪,嘿嘿!"
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````:"哇,你们都有戒指了,我怎么还没有啊?"
:"我是打怪出的,我给你说哪里的怪出吧,那次我在这个位置打这个怪出的,你去打打啊!"
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:"今天打了一下午,没出戒指,晕,没戒指真郁闷!"
:"潇,我有个多余的戒指,现在我不用了,给你吧,我在阿斯特兰纳,你来拿!"
:"嘿嘿,OMG，我马上来!"
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:"晕,怎么不能交易啊?"
:"是啊,我问下朋友怎么搞的,什么装备帮定啊?"
:"怎么这么变态啊,我还想你们用了不要的装备我接着用呢!"
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````:"靠,不玩了,你们都不带我,都40多了,我才20!"
:"我刷血色盾牌啊,刚才终于出了,有个圣骑士给我抢了,靠,有毛病啊!"
:"还说呢,你死了,人家都没死,无敌啊!战士有个P用啊,打又打不过,还不会加!"
:".......等下我叫他们带你去刷黑暗深渊!"
:"我们2个就可以去了吧?免得别人跟我抢装备!"
:"恩."
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(无限灭团)
:"都说了你不如圣骑士了,还不相信!"
:"你怎么不给我加啊?"
:"加,每次一群怪把我打死了,跟你说了,战士不行的!下次不要你带我了!猪啊,你看人家军的猎人还会假死!"
:"......哎,战士真垃圾!"
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````:"我靠,一群人都45了,我才22,怎么升级这么难升级啊?"
:"自己笨,叫你去做任务!"
:"猪啊,没见有你这么慢的,看来你那职业不行啊!"
:"P,涛哥说了我的职业很强悍的!"
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````:"哇,那个叫终极之刃的天天去杀人,他们终极军团的,羡慕他哦,可惜我级别不够啊,他们太厉害了!"
(终极之刃,2区彩虹之湖的一个圣骑士,是我当初很佩服的人)
:"你自己不升级啊,我们天天都去十字路口杀人,多爽啊,杀部落!"
:"靠,我明天就要升到23!"
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:"我才28,暮色任务太恶心了,声音还那么恐怖!"
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我36了!
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:"哈哈,我今天跟终极他们去杀人了,他都56了,我发现他好帅哦,那的那个斧头!"
:"当然了,他拿的是叫什么斩首者康恩的斧头!"
:"哈哈,今天哥59的亡灵贼,我把他缠住,他们就把杀了,哈哈!"
:"日,你才36,跑去干什么啊?"
:"哼,我要当列兵!"
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:"哇,今天晚上我一定要升到40啊,我要买豹子啊!"
:"恩,加油,G我给你!"
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:"OYE,40了!"
(骑上了豹子感觉就是不一样哈,至少去十字杀人不用变豹子跟他们跑)
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(回家)
号被盗了````电话````
:"喂,军啊!"
:"什么事情啊?"
:"我号被盗了,他们说可以恢复的,什么资料你不是有吗?你给我们注册的号啊?"
:".....我资料是乱写的啊!"
:"我哭啊,怎么办啊?我好不容易买了豹子?"
:"你们那什么垃圾网啊?"
:"我要去找网吧老板!"
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:"老板,你们这里什么破网啊,我在这里玩了几次魔兽世界,就被盗了!"
:"人家都没被盗,你被盗了,用了什么外挂吧?>"
:"没啊,你查下有没有什么病毒啊?"
:"没啊,你多少级的啊?"
:"41啊!"
:"又不是很高的,你看,他们几个60的都没被盗啊!"
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(自认倒霉,放假就再也没玩魔兽世界)
````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````:"你们装备怎么样了啊,我的号都被盗了!"
:"刷了几十次通灵学院,还没刷到我的勇气头!跟我去的朋友都几个帽子了!"
:"哈哈,看我的紫色武器[北风]!"
:"你真厉害!我号都没了,好可怜!"
:"等下我要去MC,你看,这个战士都力量一套了,太厉害了!"
````````````矮人战士名字叫```进进出出的爱`````又开始崇拜了别人一下!
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第2个号的诞生
别专业人找我们```
游天涯:"哇,5区要开了,你们去不去啊,我们专业一群人去了,你们几个去不去啊?"
:"去啊,我号被盗了,我要去!以后升级快点好去十字杀人!"
:"好,我们都去吧!"
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(5区守护之剑,多少拉风的名字)
:"我们都取天堂系列吧!玩BL吧 PK牛B"
:"恩,我叫天堂优酸乳,哈哈,玩个撒满,以前没玩过!会加血,总是很好!"
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现在这个我没有以前那么小白,但是刚玩的别专业的同学却依然小白,还是那句话,不再导致团P的份上他们永远那么可爱!每个人都做过小白!
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:"猪,是白色的啊!"
:"攻击很强啊!比我的好多了!"
云开:"有谁会做8格包啊,我的还是6的啊?"
[工会]:晕,你多少级啊?
云开:"45啊!"
....这...
...猪.....
...小白..
....可爱......
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:"小霸王,快升级啊,我们都60了!"
:"我靠,你们天天通宵.撒满升级慢啊!"
:"那今天晚上通宵啊,我们会要去MC啊!"
:"哦!"
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:"哎,卖了几张点卡就是好,买了KG,哈哈,我又拿了院长的打狗棒!"
:"我也去卖!"
[综合][天堂优酸乳]:出售点卡,```````````的速度MMMM!!!
:"我也有马了啊,科多兽,哈哈!!真快!"
`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````[团队领袖][魂之我战我狂]:"[光环石锤],要的SM ROLL!"
(我ROLL第一个紫装)
{光环石锤}`````第一个紫装,在那天MC是个特殊的日子,因为第2天就是4级考试的日子!
[公会][天堂优酸乳]:"老大,我们明天考试啊,我想下了!"
[公会][XXXX1]:"什么考试?"
[公会][天堂优酸乳]:"CET-4!"
[公会][XXXX2]:"我也是啊,4级考试,小事嘛!"
[公会][XXXX3]:"我6级!"
[公会][XXXX4]:"楼上装B男!"
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[综合][OOXX]:"妈的,狗城,卡你妈B,排队2小时,上来就掉,卡的要死啊!"
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:"太卡了!排队又太长了!"
:"日啊,昨天我排了3小时,靠,受不了!"
:"当初谁选这个FWQ啊!"
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:"我不玩这个游戏了,妈的,太卡了!受罪啊!"
:"恩恩,天天活动都真麻烦!"
:"卖号,恩恩!"
[交易][天堂`````]:出售此号`````````速度MMMMM,骗子滚!
```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````我经历了一段时间的AFK!!!!
后来去了5区一个人少的FWQ 加拉德尔``````这是我最投入精力和感情的一个FWQ,玩了个盗贼,精灵盗贼,千年等一刀!(后来确认,这个名字有人先用过,不过也无所谓了)`````````````````
我总是想用严肃的态度写我这个号的经历,因为他总是让我很伤感,现在号都删了,所以决定给大家的答复是
未完代续!~~~~~~~~
第一次这里发表文章,如果写的不好,你没都可以说,请不要问候我父母,谢谢!!
当然,本人可以消失!!!``
国际惯例:5区加拉德尔``荣耀之风````精灵盗贼````千年等一刀
